The Bull Market Has No Clothes?

Naked dressing is here—and no, we’re not talking about eating salad, plain. This is the line of “barely-there gowns” worn by female celebrities on the 2025-6 awards circuit, like this sheer gown on actress Jennifer Lawrence at the Golden Globes:

The New York Times, March 11 also noted how one “transparent” outfit at the Grammy’s “may have inspired the organizers of the Cannes Film Festival to issue a [toothless] ban on naked dressing.”

It got our attention, but for a different reason. Our April 2024 issue of The Socionomist cover story “No Pants, No Problem” showed how “throughout history, the height of fashion-forward hemlines has been a powerful clue into the waxing or waning nature of positive social mood.”

The pantless trend was a strong sign of extreme sentiment. And now, they’ve taken away the tops too!

The April 2024 Socionomist cover story is more relevant today than ever! And right now, you can read the full report for just $15.

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